Naomi Campbell Becomes Telephone Throwing Champion

Naomi Campbell will reap the benefits on latenight talk show monologues and internet photochops. Unfortunately her opponent, a member of the bad-guy wrestling cartel known simply as 'The HELP' has had her charged with assault.

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Johnny Rotten Launches Tirade Against Green Day

“They’re sticky tape on a duck’s arse. They wouldn’t have survived it. We had to earn our wings."

This is the quote of Johnny Rotten.

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Scientology is Bad...Mmkay ?

In America, individuals have the right to refuse medical treatment. Scientology is one of a handful of organized religions whose members commonly exercise this right.

Psychiatric treatment is a big issue with scientologists, and this had tragic consequences in the case laid out in this website.

Tom Cruise is the most high profile critic of psychiatry in the church of scientology.

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Can Trey and Matt Take Tom Cruise ?

Trey Parker and Matt Stone pretend to be juvenile, while in reality they are astute observers who brilliantly satirize basically everything from cats in heat to international politics.

Tom Cruise pretends to have a sense of humor and this may mark the first time in history that his name and the word reality have shared one sentence.

The press that the recent non-airing of the 'Trapped in a Closet' episode recieved can only help both broadcast ratings and future DVD sales for 'South Park'.

I think it would be cool for Matt and Trey to replace Isaac Hayes with someone completely different, say Tina Yothers, if she isn't busy.

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